... So after our episode of being frightened in down town Montego Bay, we hopped in a taxi (which was ironically driven by a man that had worked in Portland OR for a nine month stint. he said it rained every day and he would never go back, sounds like he came during the wrong nine months...) and were whisked away to the pier to await our excursion.
OK, this was our most expensive excursion, but it was by far the coolest!
It was called "Chucka Ocean Safari" and it sure was!

We took a 45 minute taxi ride through the country side (which I really enjoyed, though I didn't think that I would) and arrived at a beach and small dock. We hopped on a party/pontoon boat and headed out to sea. Our Jamaican guides were really friendly and welcoming. They were in their twenties, and really easy going. They made a game out of asking us questions in "Jamaican Patois" or "Jamaican Creole" or better known as just "Slang". They would ramble out this gibberish type sentence with the accents of a question and just look at you anticipating an answer. Then after whatever lame response we would give back they would laugh and then tell us what they had said. We really enjoyed it and it never seemed to get old no matter how many times they did it.

So, anyway, once we made it out a while we anchored and eventually climbed onto our individual "chucka" boats. They look kindof dorky, but they were actually really fun to drive. I got to drive for half an hour one way and Jessica got to drive it back. The water was really choppy which made it fun, especially if you throttled up right at the crest of the wave.
The best part was when Jessica got to drive back. She was not quite strong enough to operate the throttle, which means that I got to reach around her and manage it while she steered . This entailed anticipating where we were on a wave and how she was going to steer while heaving to and fro. We were dying of laughter the whole way back, especially when we would go full throttle, it was great.

To top it all off, on the last corner (I had throttled up during the middle of the sharpest part of the turn), the seat gave way! This is us checking out the seat right before we got off. We heard this loud crash as the seat shifted, Jessica had to do the equivalent of a wall squat for the minute back to the party boat, I just sat uncomfortably on the shifted plastic. It was fine, the worker just shifted the seat back in place, I guess it had come free of its housing, thats all (I guess it happens often???).

So next, we got to go snorkeling off the party boat. The Jamaican tour guide lead us around a coral and would show us various sea creatures. First he found a sea cucumber (man that thing looked hilarious!), then a sea urchin and so forth. I saw a huge stingray just chillin' at the bottom. That was quite fun as well.
After snorkeling, we went back to land and to the ship and we were on our merry way!
Ahhh, Cruisin' is Great! I wish I were there now.